Monday, May 23, 2011

No Apocalypse This Weekend

What the hell, Harold Camping? You're the oldest zombie I've ever seen and even you couldn't get the date of the Zombie Apocaypse/Rapture right?

We zombies spent a lot of cash (that we looted off people when we ate their brains) to pay for apocalypse supplies we won't need. So now we're trying to make up the money in tee-shirt sales.